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<thefluffyshrimp> Okay L, you've already been briefed on how this interview works. I will ask you questions submitted to me from our club members at hella-toes. Would you like to begin?

<thefluffyshrimp> Question #1) ~Blackrainfall asks: "L, what are your favorite activities?"

<Slinkers> (Keep it clean...there may be kira's reading...:fear:)

<thefluffyshrimp> lol Slinkers

<Slinkers> :innocent:

<Slinkers> lol in fact, i take it back

<Slinkers> i think that L should be GRAPHIC

<kuroineko> and provide pictures and/or video evidence

<Slinkers> agreed

<Slinkers> not that we dont have enough pictures on DA...:devilish:

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED> My favorite activities? Well, I do enjoy a bit of reading now and then, philosophies, mysteries, my favorite series tending to be a bit stereotypical of me (Sherlock Holmes). Contrary to my outward appearance, I enjoy a warm bath every now and then, but only when I have the free time. And I suppose most would agree that my most frequent activity would be eating sweets.

<Slinkers> So does that mean you're a Sherlock wannabe?

<Slinkers> does that mean you watched ALL THE EPISODES?

<Slinkers> i bet you didnt.

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED> I bet I have.

<Slinkers> is that right

<kuroineko> Do you write holmes fanfic too? are you a BNF?

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED> Fanfiction? I've read some, but I am not a writer. So don't look for me.

<Slinkers> so wait...you've read SHERLOCK FANFICTION?

<Slinkers> good god

<Slinkers> this is a bad sign

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED> By the way, I do not approve of the Watson and Holmes pairing. That's just horrid.

<kuroineko> i think it's a good sign. he is one of us~

<Slinkers> how do you know if you've never read it?

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED> Who said I haven't read it, Slinkers?

IKAZUUYREVITCETED stares at Slinkers.

<Slinkers> you
<Slinkers> make
<Slinkers> me
<Slinkers> sick

<Slinkers> but it's ok

<Slinkers> because im sure there's worse out there

<Slinkers> and sick dudes are pretty cool

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED> I apologize, if I've offended you. That was not my intention.

<Slinkers> never phear, i am not offended

<thefluffyshrimp> Question # 2) *Raph1966 asks: "L, do you have a sense of humor? (I still love you, even if you don't)"

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED> Do I have a sense of humor? Most would say I don't. But I could attempt a joke like I did before, if that would please you?

<Slinkers> the guy reads watlock fanfiction

<kuroineko> oooh, tell us a joke :D

<Slinkers> i want to hear a joke too, L face

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED> What wears a suit and tie, and is red all over?

<Slinkers> :fear: i DO NOT KNOW

<Slinkers> whatever could it be?!

<kuroineko> a penguin in a tub of wine. also wearing a tie O:

<thefluffyshrimp> raito

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED> RAITO YAGAMI....with a SUNBURN.

<kuroineko> DAMN, so close

<thefluffyshrimp> omg, I win! :D

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED> thefluffyshrimp: You missed the sunburn, but maybe it was my failure in delivery.

<thefluffyshrimp> I'm so sure it's a sunburn, too. lol

<Slinkers> RAITO YAGAMI...bleeding to death

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED> Slinkers: Quite pleased with that outcome.

(thefluffyshrimp: I am going to leave the time-stamps on the messages now, since I had to rearrange a lot of messages in order for the chat to make sense -- since some of us are slower posters than others. This way you can still see what was posted in order if you need to. ALSO, this should help you keep track of where you were in the reading, since it may take a while to read the whole thing. lol. :) )

06:30:24 pm <kuroineko> there ya go

06:30:24 pm <Slinkers> i feel better now

06:30:26 pm <Slinkers> this is good

06:30:32 pm <thefluffyshrimp> So L, what kinds of things make you laugh?

06:30:42 pm <Slinkers> dead raito's?

06:31:00 pm <Slinkers> in fact, does he EVER laugh in the series?

06:31:09 pm <Slinkers> L did you ever laugh in the series?

06:31:14 pm <Slinkers> i dont think you did, emo kid.

06:31:19 pm <IKAZUUYREVITCETED> Laugh? Well, I laughed once in a game of chess with Near.

06:31:30 pm <thefluffyshrimp> Why, did he screw up?

06:31:21 pm <thefluffyshrimp> He does laugh a little when he tricks Raito into joining his investigation over his father's.

06:31:42 pm <Slinkers> was it a laugh though?

06:31:54 pm <thefluffyshrimp> It was a snicker. lol

06:32:14 pm <Slinkers> it was probably more of an icing upheaval

06:32:20 pm <Slinkers> which SOUNDED like a laugh

06:32:21 pm <IKAZUUYREVITCETED> No, he was about to put down his King, when Mello came in and knocked the chessboard over. All the pieces flew up in the air, and one landed right on Near's head.

06:32:38 pm <Slinkers> HA, i love mello

06:32:39 pm <thefluffyshrimp> L laughs at children's pain. 8D

06:32:41 pm <kuroineko> L only laughs when objects are flung at small children

06:32:47 pm <IKAZUUYREVITCETED> I do not.

06:33:00 pm <kuroineko> I bet Near was really hurt :(

06:33:00 pm <IKAZUUYREVITCETED> That is blaspheming, kuroineko, are you a blasphemer?

06:33:10 pm <kuroineko> Could be O:

06:33:08 pm <Slinkers> L, do you believe in GOD?

06:33:39 pm <Slinkers> or are you an athiestly guy

06:33:39 pm <thefluffyshrimp> Good question Slinkers :nod:

06:33:48 pm <IKAZUUYREVITCETED> At best, I can answer you the same way I answered someone else who asked me a question similar to yours. I am agnostic, I am open to possibilities. Especially after meeting the Shinigami.

06:33:44 pm <kuroineko> If Kira and God arm wrestled, who would win, L?

06:33:53 pm <Slinkers> depends on who God is

06:34:03 pm <IKAZUUYREVITCETED> kuroineko: God. Kira is pretty boy with no muscles.

06:34:08 pm <Slinkers> what if God was Watari

06:34:19 pm <Slinkers> Raito'd just get shit with a sniper

06:34:24 pm <Slinkers> *shot

06:34:26 pm <Slinkers> LOL, shit

06:34:31 pm <Slinkers> i love typo's

06:34:45 pm <Slinkers> they make me happy

06:34:47 pm <IKAZUUYREVITCETED> Yes, Watari was excellent with a sniper rifle.

06:34:47 pm <kuroineko> haha, if Watari was god, I think raito could take him O:

06:34:57 pm <Slinkers> watari has skillz


06:34:49 pm <thefluffyshrimp> Okay, next question

06:34:57 pm <thefluffyshrimp> Question # 3) ~Desert-Furre asks: "Okay, I have always wondered; boxers, or briefs? Or none?"

06:35:17 pm <kuroineko> Or other

06:35:03 pm <Slinkers> LOL nice

06:35:14 pm <Slinkers> ask raito

06:35:17 pm <thefluffyshrimp> The fangirls are probably squeeling in silence right now XD

06:35:25 pm <thefluffyshrimp> You know you are :poke:

06:35:30 pm <Slinkers> they are

06:35:32 pm <Slinkers> i can feel it

06:35:37 pm <Slinkers> I CAN FEEL THE VIBES

06:35:46 pm <Slinkers> they are silent...and yet they really aren't

06:36:00 pm <IKAZUUYREVITCETED> This question was really plaguing your mind? Your inner psyche was craving the answer to that question? Fine, I shall tell you. I wear boxers. They're loose fitting, I enjoy the comfort they bring to my genitalia.

06:36:11 pm <Slinkers> KNEW IT

06:36:13 pm <Slinkers> ...

06:36:16 pm <kuroineko> that's disappointing :(

06:36:19 pm <thefluffyshrimp> I feel something like a thousands fangirls just squealed but were silenced. :yoda:

06:36:29 pm <Slinkers> i can hear them

06:36:37 pm <Slinkers> they are saying "OK WHATEVER JUST TAKE EM OFF."

06:36:33 pm <kuroineko> I was hoping for some sort of lacy thong D:

06:36:49 pm <thefluffyshrimp> I'm surprised he wears anything at all.

06:36:50 pm <IKAZUUYREVITCETED> They're either black or white, I'd like to add. I did once own a pair that had strawberries on them, compliments of Watari.

06:37:06 pm <IKAZUUYREVITCETED> He thought it was funny.

06:37:10 pm <thefluffyshrimp> Watari bought you strawberry underwear? :O

06:37:10 pm <kuroineko> Watari picks out your panties?

06:37:20 pm <thefluffyshrimp> And is funny? XD

06:37:23 pm <IKAZUUYREVITCETED> It was Christmas, I was 19.

06:37:23 pm <Slinkers> Watari has taste though

06:37:26 pm <Slinkers> can't you tell?

06:37:34 pm <Slinkers> the guy STINKS of STYLE

06:37:48 pm <Slinkers> and it's subtle at the same time

06:37:53 pm <IKAZUUYREVITCETED> He does have quite the 'smashing' collection of suits, Watari does.

06:37:54 pm <kuroineko> haha yeah, watari is pretty pimp

06:37:53 pm <Slinkers> Mello, on the other hand...

06:37:53 pm <thefluffyshrimp> Were you disappointed about getting underwear for Christmas?

06:38:27 pm <IKAZUUYREVITCETED> thefluffyshrimp: Not at all. Everyone knows not to give me socks. I usually get the Christmas cookies. When I grew older, I pretended to be Santa for the children at the orphanage.

06:38:14 pm <Slinkers> L, were you with Mello when he got himself all the leather?

06:38:25 pm <Slinkers> cause i just know it wasn't watari who picked that out for him

06:38:35 pm <thefluffyshrimp> Yeah, where does Mello shop for his leather and pink cellphones? :O

06:38:57 pm <IKAZUUYREVITCETED> I cannot tell you where he shops, but I don't disapprove of the look. It fits Mello, the leather.

06:39:04 pm <Slinkers> whoa, the fangirls...they are saying that mello is sexy in his leather

06:39:06 pm <Slinkers> i can hear it

06:39:25 pm <thefluffyshrimp> Did you eat the cookies left for Santa as a child?

06:39:39 pm <thefluffyshrimp> And, did you believe in Santa?

06:39:47 pm <Slinkers> ...did?

06:40:02 pm <IKAZUUYREVITCETED> Yes, Watari or Roger usually took that role as Saint Nick, but they disliked the cookies. So, they gave them to me. I always knew Santa wasn't real.

06:40:14 pm <Slinkers> ...wtf are you talking about?

06:40:15 pm <thefluffyshrimp> Did you investigate it?

06:40:44 pm <Slinkers> santa cannot be replaced

06:41:02 pm <Slinkers> even by watari

06:41:17 pm <IKAZUUYREVITCETED> thefluffyshrimp: Yes, in fact, I did. I blocked the fireplaces and performed my first stakeout. I hid behind the couch and the tree, where I could not be seen, and my guess was proven correct. There was no such thing as Jolly Saint Nick.

06:41:40 pm <Slinkers> you hid behind the couch AND the tree?

06:41:45 pm <Slinkers> cooool

06:41:56 pm <IKAZUUYREVITCETED> Slinkers: There was a corner between the two where I could fit.

06:42:02 pm <kuroineko> Maybe, while you were watching the chimney, he came through the back door

06:42:06 pm <Slinkers> aaah i see, that makes sense :D

06:42:19 pm <kuroineko> he's very sneaky O:

06:41:30 pm <thefluffyshrimp> :iconlightplz: "He's got a list, he's checking it twice, he's gonna find out who's naughty or nice, Santa Claus is coming to town...."

06:41:59 pm <thefluffyshrimp> :iconlightplz: "He sees you when you're sleeping :iconryuzakiplz:, he knows when you're awake...."

06:41:58 pm <Slinkers> there's something so creepy about that song

06:42:03 pm <thefluffyshrimp> Never mind. Lol


06:42:20 pm <IKAZUUYREVITCETED> Next question, thefluffyshrimp?

06:42:32 pm <Slinkers> WHOA, he's eager

06:42:44 pm <Slinkers> hahahaha brilliant

06:42:47 pm <IKAZUUYREVITCETED> I find that I am, Slinkers. I wouldn't want to disappoint.

Question # 4) ~WaveMaker989 asks: "Why dont you ever brush your hair or change your outfit? Or do you have a whole closet of white shirts and faded blue jeans? And why don't you ever wear socks when you wear shoes?"

06:43:24 pm <Slinkers> hmmm good question

06:43:32 pm <Slinkers> well...good three questions

06:43:42 pm <kuroineko> I want to know what L would wear/wore to his prom

06:43:51 pm <Slinkers> i bet all of the wammy kids were told to create an image

06:44:03 pm <kuroineko> like spiderman or something, eh?

06:44:08 pm <thefluffyshrimp> hahaha

06:44:10 pm <Slinkers> nah, like sherlock

06:44:19 pm <thefluffyshrimp> .....or spiderman.

06:44:32 pm <Slinkers> ....no. sher. lock.

06:44:51 pm <kuroineko> haha and L was too lazy to make anything, so he just put on a shirt and jeans and was like, "THIS IS MY UNIFORM. HAPPY?"

06:44:38 pm <thefluffyshrimp> That reminds me of a good question....

06:44:45 pm <thefluffyshrimp> But I'll ask afterwards.

06:44:53 pm <Slinkers> oh no, now im curious

06:45:04 pm <Slinkers> hahahaha :love:

06:45:08 pm <IKAZUUYREVITCETED> Everyone seems to care more about my hygiene and style more than I do. And that's just the thing, I don't really care how I dress. I do bathe regularly, not every day, but every few days, and I have far too much to do and take care of to pay attention and spend 10 minutes choosing an outfit. So I chose the most uninteresting outfit that wouldn't bring attention to me, but instead my actions would bring me attention and respect. Not how I looked.

06:45:34 pm <IKAZUUYREVITCETED> And yes, I have more than one pair of jeans and more than one t-shirt.

06:45:33 pm <Slinkers> but thats the thing!

06:45:37 pm <Slinkers> it isnt uninteresting at all!

06:45:49 pm <Slinkers> especially the eyeliner

06:45:56 pm <IKAZUUYREVITCETED> Eyeliner?

06:46:02 pm <kuroineko> don't lie, L

06:46:04 pm <kuroineko> we all know

06:46:09 pm <Slinkers> lol its out, dude

06:46:12 pm <IKAZUUYREVITCETED> I have never applied makeup to my face.

06:46:20 pm <Slinkers> orly?

06:46:24 pm <kuroineko> maybe Watari does it

06:46:26 pm <kuroineko> while L sleeps

06:46:41 pm <IKAZUUYREVITCETED> Watari never did either.

06:46:53 pm <kuroineko> hmmmmmmmm, raito then?

06:46:56 pm <kuroineko>someone had to

06:47:10 pm <IKAZUUYREVITCETED> Those are panda eyes, that you get when you go without sleep for long periods of time.

06:47:24 pm <IKAZUUYREVITCETED> I have ';panda eyes'.

06:47:46 pm <kuroineko> is that the brand name of the makeup you use? panda eyes?

<thefluffyshrimp> L, a lot of women relate to you as a hero. Even though as a detective, unlike superman or batman, you can pretty much only help the damsel in distress after she's dead. Why do you think the girls look up to you so much?

06:48:41 pm <IKAZUUYREVITCETED> thefluffyshrimp, I haven't the foggiest as to why women admire me, because I am not a walking model for a popular clothing company like Raito Yagami.

06:49:20 pm <Slinkers> what is this about womens?

06:49:32 pm <kuroineko> Raito whores himself to them via clothing ads

06:49:34 pm <kuroineko> apparently

06:49:36 pm <IKAZUUYREVITCETED> I am, however, less abrasive, as I've said before, with women. Women are to be nurtured and cared for. Not treated as a lower species.

06:49:41 pm <Slinkers> aah i see, that makes sense

06:50:00 pm <Slinkers> are MEN not to be cared for?

06:50:10 pm <thefluffyshrimp> Wouldn't you nurture and care for a lesser species? XD

06:50:14 pm <thefluffyshrimp> Trick question 8D

06:50:19 pm <IKAZUUYREVITCETED> Slinkers, men ought to be able to take care of themselves. Or else, they are not men.

06:50:35 pm <Slinkers> women are perfectly capable of taking care of themselves

06:50:51 pm <kuroineko> L's dug himself into a hole.. :B

06:50:51 pm <Slinkers> lawl sexism ahoy!

06:50:51 pm <IKAZUUYREVITCETED> Well then, I apologize for stating my opinion. I am not in any way sexist.

06:51:12 pm <Slinkers> nah, raito is sexist

06:51:28 pm <thefluffyshrimp> Well, what do you expect. Death Note in general is that way. lol

06:51:32 pm <Slinkers> then again, he had misa to deal with...:|

06:51:34 pm <IKAZUUYREVITCETED> Yes, he is. And you point the finger at me? Shame is to be held over your head, Slinkers.

06:51:40 pm <IKAZUUYREVITCETED> That was a joke.

06:51:46 pm <Slinkers> LOLWHAT?

06:51:52 pm <thefluffyshrimp> haha

06:51:55 pm <Slinkers> hahahahahaha

06:51:57 pm <Slinkers> i actually laughed

06:51:59 pm <kuroineko> hahaha, L should do stand up

06:52:05 pm <kuroineko> I'd watch that

06:52:15 pm <Slinkers> you's a funny guy, L

06:52:32 pm <Slinkers> i think the eyeliner adds to the hilarity

06:52:37 pm <thefluffyshrimp> IKAZUUYREVITCETED: Why do you think :iconryuzakiplz: :iconlightplz::iconmelloplz::iconnearplz::iconmattyplz: = genius and :iconmisaplz: = not

06:53:42 pm <IKAZUUYREVITCETED> thefluffyshrimp: I don't know her medical history, or her mother's. Perhaps that could explain Misa Amane's lack of common sense and/or knowledge?

*pause*

06:52:39 pm <IKAZUUYREVITCETED> Sorry, I had to change my shirt. I spilled cherry sauce on it.

06:53:09 pm <kuroineko> Who knew you were so clumsy O:

06:53:23 pm <Slinkers> you know, i was thinking about misa

06:53:32 pm <thefluffyshrimp> Maybe so was he *clumsy*

06:53:36 pm <thefluffyshrimp> XD

06:53:31 pm <Slinkers> she isnt actually as retarded as she seems

06:54:06 pm <Slinkers> well i dunno

06:54:10 pm <Slinkers> i just felt like sticking up for her

06:54:12 pm <Slinkers> it didnt work

06:54:12 pm <kuroineko> I don't think Misa's stupid, she just uses what she has in different ways

06:54:29 pm <IKAZUUYREVITCETED> You were not stuck with her for hours on end, kuroineko.

06:54:25 pm <Slinkers> i find it hard to stick up for misa's