You Might Be a Death Note Character
by thefluffyshrimp and the rest of the DNI team
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L

"If your entire wardrobe consists of white shirts and jeans, you might be a redneck."

Light

"If your idea of the ultimate entertainment invention is a bag of potato chips with a TV already in it, you might be a redneck."

Near

"If a guy ever got shot next to you and you didn't see a reason to get up, you might be a redneck."

Matt

"If you die after leading the cops on a high speed car chase and you're still smoking a cigarette, you might be a redneck."

Mello

"If you're a skinny white kid with long hair, who carries a gun in his leather pants, kidnaps women folk, fights the law, explodes things, and eventually dies in a church......do we need to say it?" :/

Misa

"If the local sheriff ever held you in custody with bondage gear, a blind fold, and a gag, you might be a redneck."

Matsuda

"If after finding God.......you shot him, you might be a redneck."

Mikami

"If God not only talks to you, but He's your only friend and tells you to kill the people who go against Him, you might be a redneck."

Watari

"If your butler packs an AK47 while on the job, he might be a redneck."

BB

"If the people in your town have names like Beyond Birthday, Believe Bridesmaid, Quarter Queen, and Backyard Bottomslash, you might be a redneck."

Ryuk

"If you can even become addicted to fruit, you might be a redneck."

Rem

"If you're so ugly, the cops only have to look at your face before they run off screaming, you might be a redneck."

Death Note

"If you fought the law and the law won, you might be a Death Note character."