<thefluffyshrimp>Welcome to "DeathNoteInterview" hosted by *hella-toes and brought to you by ~thefluffyshrimp!!

<kuroineko>SilentReaper: :333

<thefluffyshrimp>Today we are holding an interview with ! If you are looking for the Mello and Near interview, it will be posted with Matt's later next week.

<thefluffyshrimp>Thank you for joining us today, Matt.

<I-r-not-Kira>IKAZUUYREVITCETED: Nng, not now Ryuuzaki.

<Goggle-Face> thefluffyshrimp: thanks for having me fluffy. Mind if I smoke?

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED>I-r-not-Kira: leans back, satisfied with the developing hickey.

<thefluffyshrimp>Goggle-Face: Not at all. Just keep it away from Mello's pants.

<thefluffyshrimp>I would like to introduce our honored guests today, the fabulous artists *Slinkers, *SilentReaper, and =kuroineko! (Slinkers will be on in a bit) Thank you for coming!

<kuroineko>allo allo

<Goggle-Face>thefluffyshrimp: I'll try. *lights up*

<Mr-Mello-Sama>Goggle-Face: *sighs deeply* I hate it when you smoke..

<kuroineko>haha right on cue

<I-r-not-Kira> rubs at his neck Oh there's slinkers.

<thefluffyshrimp>A special greeting to our always wonderful DeathNoteGuests, L, Light, Mello, and Near. to you all! (Near will also be on later)

<thefluffyshrimp>Slinkers: Speak of the devil XD

<Slinkers>I-r-not-Kira: i love you too

<Goggle-Face>Mr-Mello-Sama: I know *keeps smoking*

<thefluffyshrimp>I would also like to introduce the other hella-toes mod, ~Oh-ho-ho-ho, who will be in charge of member-based questions today to give me a bit of a break (I will be leaving the interview in about half an hour, but might stop back in later before it ends. )

<Mr-Mello-Sama>Slinkers: Did you get the message?

<I-r-not-Kira>thefluffyshrimp: Thank you for having us on again Fluffy

<Slinkers>what messaaaaage?

<thefluffyshrimp>I-r-not-Kira: Of course. :3

<SilentReaper>Slinkers: The one I ate.

<thefluffyshrimp>While I'm at it, I would like to give a big thank you to ~TortureKitty55. She is the hella-toes mod in charge of member signups, and I have to give her a big because if she didn't do that for me I would NEVER be able to devote the time I needed for this interview project.

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED> waves slightly at Slinkers and pays attention to his donut kabob.

<I-r-not-Kira>Slinkers: I don't trust that at all

<Mr-Mello-Sama>Slinkers: Go check...

<Slinkers>SilentReaper: mmm notelicious

<I-r-not-Kira>Mr-Mello-Sama: eyes Mello suspiciously.

<Slinkers>Mr-Mello-Sama: yes sir

<Mr-Mello-Sama>I-r-not-Kira: *smirks*

<Goggle-Face> I-r-not-Kira: Eyes off Mello.

<SilentReaper>Slinkers: death notelicious~

<thefluffyshrimp>DeathNoteInterview is recorded by our Shinigami group, ~Esoterics and ~K-Sol. They will be quietly recording the interview today so that we may post it for you later (probably around next week or so). We are the only people to trust Shinigami with paper and a pen. 8D To view our other recorded interviews, please see the forum at :devhella-toes.: Thank you Shinigami!

<Mr-Mello-Sama>Be right back

<Slinkers>SilentReaper: the best kind

<thefluffyshrimp>Last shout-out goes to ~midwintr for her lovely DNI Comics, including the new one "DNI - The Soap Opera" created by guests in DNIR. Thank you midwintr! (GO READ FOOLS! XD ) --> :thumb82575135: and :thumb82575298:

<Slinkers>whoaaaa

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED>I-r-not-Kira:looks at Mr-Mello-Sama and Raito-kun curiously.

<I-r-not-Kira>Goggle-Face: He's planning something with Slinkers though. Hello by the way, I don't believe we've met before.

<Slinkers>connection fail

<thefluffyshrimp> For those of you looking to respond to the going-ons during the official interview, please go to the chatroom here --> DNIReactions

<Slinkers>Mr-Mello-Sama: the note has failed, there is nothing in my inbox

<SilentReaper>Dude. that comic is awesome.

<Goggle-Face> I-r-not-Kira: Matt *holds out hand* And Mello's ALWAYS planning something. You get used to it.

<thefluffyshrimp>SilentReaper: Don't u love it? XD

<I-r-not-Kira>IKAZUUYREVITCETED: He's planning something with Slinkers. frowns at them.

<thefluffyshrimp> Click here to read the DNI chatroom rules. If you break any of them, you will be kicked. Repeated breaking of the rules, will result in a ban. Sorries. DNI Chatroom Rules --> [link]

<SilentReaper>thefluffyshrimp: XD I DO! <3

<thefluffyshrimp>SilentReaper: I'm a drunken hoar 8D

<thefluffyshrimp>XD

<Slinkers>I-r-not-Kira: paranoiiiiid

<Slinkers>me and mello are innocent

<Slinkers>INNOCENT

<thefluffyshrimp>And lastly, I want to thank all our supportive fans as well as everyone who sent in a question! Welcome to DNI and thank you for your support!

<SilentReaper>thefluffyshrimp: ...*pats you* ...

<I-r-not-Kira>Goggle-Face: shakes his hand curtly. Raito. Yes, I suppose he does. I just don't appriciate it when it's usually revolving around me.

<kuroineko>Slinkers: i don't believe that at all

<Mr-Mello-Sama>I-r-not-Kira: Slinkers is right, were innocent. Unlike yourself

<Slinkers>kuroineko: shush *patpat*

<I-r-not-Kira>Slinkers:agrees with kuroineko.

<Mr-Mello-Sama>Slinkers: What do you mean nothing in your inbox?

<Slinkers>Mr-mello-Sama: i has no new notes

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>Okay everyone...are you ready for the first question?

<Mr-Mello-Sama>Slinkers: *sighs* Ill resend it

<I-r-not-Kira>Mr-Mello-Sama: This again?

<kuroineko>Slinkers: or maybe mello really doesn't know how to work the internets..

<Slinkers>Mr-Mello-Sama: thank you chocomeister

<thefluffyshrimp>Okay then, let's begin the interview. Oh-ho-ho-ho, would you like to start off with the first question?

<Slinkers>kuroineko: (he is mostly a n00b)

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>Okay fluffy!~

<kuroineko>Slinkers: (poor boy that's really why he keeps matt around)

<Oh-ho-ho-ho> Question #1) ~~totally-an-otaku asks: “Are you really addicted to video games? ...because most people assume you're a chainsmoker and you're addicted to video games when really, since you have so little screen time, that you could have just picked up the PSP for the first time in your life so we don't really know.”

<Goggle-Face> *smokes and thinks*

<kuroineko>very true. matto is en enigma

<kuroineko>*an

<SilentReaper>kuroineko: Oh, speak for yourself.

<Slinkers>kuroineko: poor used matt

<Goggle-Face> Well, I'd say that it describes me somewhat well.

<kuroineko>SilentReaper: I'm an enigma? :3

<Slinkers>Goggle-Face: oh yeah, i forgot to say hello.....OMGHIMATTILOVEURGOGGLES

<SilentReaper>kuroineko: Not a good one either

<Goggle-Face> Of course, theres more to me then my smokes and my games, but yes, those are two very important things to know about me.

<kuroineko>SilentReaper: haha, damn! i'll show you! i'll become super mysterious D:

<Goggle-Face> *takes off and hands to slinkers* Want to try 'em on Slinkers?

<SilentReaper>Goggle-Face: Smokes and Games sound very good right now '_'

<Mr-Mello-Sama>SilentReaper: kuroineko Excuse me, but I do not USE Matt. He just helps me out sometimes..

<thefluffyshrimp>McFluffers: My sandwich arrived. :scared:

<thefluffyshrimp> *

<Goggle-Face> SilentReaper: Smokes and games ALWAYS sound good!

<I-r-not-Kira>Mr-Mello-Sama: That's not what I heard.

<Slinkers>Goggle-Face: YES! oh my god oh my god

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>Goggle-Face: W-what....slinkers gets to try them on and not me? ;-;

<SilentReaper>Goggle-Face: *highfive*


* Slinkers snatches goggles

<Mr-Mello-Sama>I-r-not-Kira: Well, you heard wrong.

<kuroineko>Mr-Mello-Sama: whatever you wanna tell him *pat pat*

<Slinkers>Oh-ho-ho-ho: REJECTED lol

<Mr-Mello-Sama>kuroineko: *gives a strange look*

<I-r-not-Kira>Mr-Mello-Sama: smirks. I highly doubt that.

<Goggle-Face> Oh-ho-ho-ho: You can try the goggles on next if you like, lol.

<thefluffyshrimp>Goggle-Face: Wow Matt, what beautiful eyes you have. *.*

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED> finishes his donut kabob and starts licking his fingers clean.

Slinkersput goggles on

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>Goggle-Face Ahh thank you Matty!~

<Slinkers>OH MAN, im wearing MATT'S GOGGLES

<Mr-Mello-Sama>thefluffyshrimp: He does have beautiful eyes doesnt he?

<SilentReaper>Slinkers: HOS IS IT?!

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>Slinkers: IN YOUR FACE!

<SilentReaper>*w XD

<kuroineko>Slinkers: did you get his super matt powers? OO:

<Goggle-Face> thefluffyshrimp: Why thanks, babe!

<Slinkers>kuroineko: wait a sec, i'll check

<thefluffyshrimp> Slinkers, you look like a bug. XD Only Matt can pull those off.

* Slinkers checks

<kuroineko>Slinkers:

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED>Slinkers: Honestly, you cannot 'rock' that look.

<Slinkers>...i have no Matt powers

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED>Slinkers: Especially since you despise Doctor Who.

<Slinkers>shit, i feel so depressed now

<kuroineko>Slinkers: damn.. we'll get them somehow..

<Goggle-Face>*lights up smoke#2*

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>Slinkers: Cheer up slinkers. -pat pat-

<I-r-not-Kira>IKAZUUYREVITCETED: There is nothing wrong about despising Dr.Who. I for one think Slinkers looks charming in them.

<thefluffyshrimp>Oh-ho-ho-ho: Okay dood, let's try the next one.

<Mr-Mello-Sama>Goggle-Face: *smacks cigarette to the ground and frowns*

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>Okay!~

<Goggle-Face> Slinkers: Yeah Slink, it's cool!

<Oh-ho-ho-ho> Question #2) ~~ConsSunshine58 asks: “I was wondering if you were upset at only having like three brief scenes in the anime or if you were just camera shy...(or busy off-set with Mello...?^^)”

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED>I-r-not-Kira: They are not meant for Slinkers. They are meant for Matt. And you are just saying that because you hate Doctor Who.

<thefluffyshrimp>I think Matt was next in line to be Joe Camel for the kiddies.

<Slinkers>IKAZUUYREVITCETED: do not talk to me about doctor who. im up to my EYEBALLS(goggles) with hate for dr who this week...friggin new series

<Goggle-Face>Mr-Mello-Sama: Did you just knock my cig out of my hands?

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>Slinkers: -steals the goggles- MY TURN!~ = D

<kuroineko>..I thought we had a rule against dr who haha

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED>Slinkers: Yes, it's quite exciting.

<Mr-Mello-Sama>Goggle-Face: Yes, yes I just did. Matt, I dont want you smoking. Your the only thing Ive got left in this world, and I dont want to lose you..

<Slinkers>Oh-ho-ho-ho: betch ¬_¬

<I-r-not-Kira>IKAZUUYREVITCETED: No, I am not. I think they suit her quite well.

<Goggle-Face> Well, conssunshine58, it didn't bother me too much.

<I-r-not-Kira> Slinkers: I feel your pain. is forced to watch them with Ryuuzaki.

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>Slinkers: Call me whatever you want...at least I have Matt's goggles.

<Goggle-Face> And yes, me and Mello did have good times offset *wink*

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED>I-r-not-Kira: shrugs I am so used to him wearing them, I cannot see anyone else wearing those goggles.

<thefluffyshrimp>Let's put Matt's goggles on Raito and L next. 8D

<Slinkers>Oh-ho-ho-ho: I had em firstly so...so there. nyeah.

<Mr-Mello-Sama>Goggle-Face: Oh, yes we did

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED> shakes his head at thefluffyshrimp's suggestion They upset me.

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>slinkers: But you looked like a bug.

<Slinkers>Oh-ho-ho-ho: what a thing to say...

<I-r-not-Kira>thefluffyshrimp: I;d rather you not.

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>Slinkers: ...aww fine i'm sorry.

<thefluffyshrimp>I-r-not-Kira: Come on Raito-kun. Someone with all your style can pull them off, I'm sure.

<I-r-not-Kira>thefluffyshrimp: They'd mess up my hair.

<thefluffyshrimp>I-r-not-Kira: Do it princess.

<kuroineko>thefluffyshrimp: Raito might get some.. slutty germs on them, though. that could be bad for Matty

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>IKAZUUREVITCETED: -sneaks up behind and puts the goggles on L-

<I-r-not-Kira>kuroineko: 'slutty germs' ..?

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED> loses balance and falls off his chair, clawing at his eyes

<I-r-not-Kira>thefluffyshrimp: No

<kuroineko>I-r-not-Kira: the germs that you have from being a slut. those ones

<I-r-not-Kira>IKAZUUYREVITCETED: takes them off of him.

<Slinkers>Oh-ho-ho-ho: i dont mind being called a bug

<thefluffyshrimp>I-r-not-Kira: Dood, L can't even see in those things.....Hmm...

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>I-r-not-Kira: Haha slutty-kira-face!~

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED>I-r-not-Kira: Thank you... blinks, looking around blankly.
<I-r-not-Kira>kuroineko: angirly. I am not a slut.

<Slinkers>Oh-ho-ho-ho: bugs are badass...sort of...mostly...

<Goggle-Face> *lights new smoke* Mr-Mello-Sama: I promise the cigs won't kill me!

<thefluffyshrimp>Goggle-Face: Hey Matt, did you ever use those goggles for.....like.....blindfold play?

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>Slinkers: Yes they are...until they get squished. D:

<Mr-Mello-Sama>Goggle-Face: Oh yes they will! *smacks the second one to the ground*

<I-r-not-Kira> hands the goggles back to Goggle-Face.

<Slinkers>Oh-ho-ho-ho: yes, then they are flat

<Goggle-Face> thefluffyshrimp: *Grin* What do you think?

<kuroineko>I-r-not-Kira: you deny so many things, i don't even know what to believe anymore! >: ( also, we already all know you are and we accept you the way you are <: 3

<SilentReaper>thefluffyshrimp: How would that work? ._.

<thefluffyshrimp>I-r-not-Kira: Put them on for a sec. I want to see something.

<Goggle-Face> Mr-Mello-Sama: Mello, I love you to death, but if one more cig gets wasted so help me god...

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED> Cannot see.

<thefluffyshrimp>SilentReaper: It only works if you got bad eyesight like L. XD

<Mr-Mello-Sama>Goggle-Face: ....I love you too Matty

<Goggle-Face> I-r-not-Kira Thank you! *puts goggles back on*

<thefluffyshrimp>Good thing Near's not here to see this....yet

<I-r-not-Kira>kuroineko: How am I a slut?

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED> Who turned out the lights?

<thefluffyshrimp>Oh-ho-ho-ho: okay, next question

<Goggle-Face> *lights smoke with back turned from Mello*

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>Yes.

<I-r-not-Kira>thefluffyshrimp: I gave them back to Matt.

<Slinkers>Goggle-Face: thanks for letting me try them on, matt, it made my life worth living!

<thefluffyshrimp>XD We've made L choke, go blind, get drunk, and passout so far in these interviews. to us.

<Oh-ho-ho-ho> Question #3) ~~meeszy-alexy asks: “What video games do you play usually? And do you get seriously addicted? (If any do, I know how you feel )”

<Goggle-Face> Slinkers: No problem! Lol

<thefluffyshrimp>I-r-not-Kira: Okay, but later I'm gonna have you put them on for a sec.....<.<

<kuroineko>I-r-not-Kira: by using your amazing good looks to get you things and getting undressed at the drop of a hat. i've seen the youtube video.

<I-r-not-Kira>thefluffyshrimp: No, you won't.

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED> holds out his hands blindly, trying to get back to his chair.

<Goggle-Face> What games? God....all of them?

<I-r-not-Kira>kuroineko: ...You have?

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>Goggle-Face: Yes.

<kuroineko>I-r-not-Kira: you couldn't hide it forever, santa

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>Goggle-Face: All of them. >:3

<Goggle-Face> I play all the classics and whenever something new is out, it's as good as mine!

<Slinkers>Goggle-Face: you're a DDR pro, right?

<I-r-not-Kira>kuroineko: I'm not Santa. Haven't we been through this before?

<Goggle-Face> Slinkers: psh, YEAH!

<kuroineko>I-r-not-Kira: yeah, but in the video i saw, you were wearing a santa hat

<Goggle-Face> I PWN at DDR!

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>Goggle-Face: Gawd i'm surprised that you still have time for Mello with all those games. D:

<kuroineko>I-r-not-Kira: also, i'm still not convinced on the whole, "KIRA DOESNT EQUAL SANTA" thing

<Slinkers>I-r-not-Kira: ooh so you're not Kira and now you're not santa either? "im not this im not that"

<I-r-not-Kira>kuroineko: Don't trust what you see in videos.

<SilentReaper>Goggle-Face: WHAT ABOUT PARA PARA?

<Mr-Mello-Sama>Goggle-Face: Oh but I so own yo uat Drop the Bomb

<Goggle-Face> Oh-ho-ho-ho: Mello's very...*rubs temples*...demanding?

<I-r-not-Kira>Slinkers: Well are you Kira or Santa?

<kuroineko>I-r-not-Kira: i trust everything youtube tells me. it would never lie ;_;

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED> manages to crawl into his chair, rubbing his eyes.

<kuroineko>Slinkers: except he is both o_o

<Slinkers>Mr-Mello-Sama: LOL got your note

<I-r-not-Kira>kuroineko: Why aren't you convinced that Kira isn't santa? And yes, yes it would.

<Goggle-Face> SilentReaper: Yup!

<SilentReaper>Goggle-Face: Damn right

<Mr-Mello-Sama>Goggle-Face: And I am not demanding! All I ask for is a little bit of chocolate.. some sex.. nothing much really

<Goggle-Face> Mr-Mello-Sama: You WISH!

<Slinkers>I-r-not-Kira: I AM BOTH.

<thefluffyshrimp>OKAY CONTEST TIME!

<I-r-not-Kira>IKAZUUYREVITCETED: concerned. Are you okay?

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>Goggle-Face: ...We'll just go with demanding...or else we might die. -looks at mello-

<thefluffyshrimp>I wanna see Goggle-Face out DDR Mello.

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED>I-r-not-Kira: Oh yes. I just bloody well can't see.

<kuroineko>I-r-not-Kira: youtube is innocent, okay! ;___; also, it seems like a kira thing to do to kidnap santa for his name lists and also the trendy uniform

<I-r-not-Kira>Slinkers: And you confess freely to this?

<thefluffyshrimp>Mr-Mello-Sama: You lost the ass-race so you better win this one fool. I always bet on u and then lose moneyz.

<Goggle-Face> Mr-Mello-Sama: Mello, you've shot through so many of my games I cant even keep count anymore. Id call that a tad demanding!

<Slinkers>I-r-not-Kira: no, never freely

<Mr-Mello-Sama>thefluffyshrimp: Oh dont worry, Im great at DDR

<I-r-not-Kira>kuroineko: ....shakes his head sadly.

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>Goggle-Face: I agree.

<I-r-not-Kira>IKAZUUYREVITCETED: waves his hand in front of Ryuuzaki's face.

<kuroineko>I-r-not-Kira: i know. it's always hard to be caught

<Goggle-Face> thefluffyshrimp: But I still beat Mello everytime

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED>I-r-not-Kira: doesn't move or respond.

<I-r-not-Kira>Slinkers: But you do admit to it?

<thefluffyshrimp>Okay nerds, Goggle-Face and Mr-Mello-Sama have to DDR to "Barbie Girl."

<Mr-Mello-Sama>Goggle-Face: Shush Matt *kisses*

<kuroineko>thefluffyshrimp: super speedy mix? O:

<I-r-not-Kira>kuroineko: I'm not going to even try and argue with you on this.

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>thefluffyshrimp: Hell yes.

<thefluffyshrimp>kuroineko: oh yeah....the super speedy mix barbie girl. Mwahaha

<kuroineko>I-r-not-Kira: mmm, sort-of-victory

<thefluffyshrimp>Okay Goggle-Face and Mr-Mello-Sama, you two ready?

<I-r-not-Kira>IKAZUUYREVITCETED: looks at his eyes worriedly. Can you see anything?

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>Fricken' barbie girl. xD

<thefluffyshrimp>On 1....2....

<kuroineko>thefluffyshrimp: and no holding the bars!

<Goggle-Face> Mr-Mello-Sama: *huge grin*

<Mr-Mello-Sama>thefluffyshrimp: No wait.

<thefluffyshrimp>Mr-Mello-Sama: What?

<I-r-not-Kira>kuroineko: No, not really.

<Mr-Mello-Sama>thefluffyshrimp: Ill only do it if we do Drop the Bomb

<Goggle-Face> thefluffyshrimp: always ready, fluffy!

<Slinkers>Mr-Mello-Sama: check your notes

<thefluffyshrimp>Mr-Mello-Sama: Pfft, like hell blondie. You do Barbie Girl.

<Mr-Mello-Sama>thefluffyshrimp: Agh... Fine...

<thefluffyshrimp>

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED>I-r-not-Kira: shakes his head slightly, biting his thumb.

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED>thefluffyshrimp:

<thefluffyshrimp>Okay, 1...

<Slinkers>thefluffyshrimp: CHRIS

<thefluffyshrimp>2....

<thefluffyshrimp>3 COME ON BARBIE!

<kuroineko>I-r-not-Kira: damn.. what if i bought you a santa hat? would you wear it?

<I-r-not-Kira>Slinkers: One of Mello's parents apparently.

* thefluffyshrimp plays "I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie worrrrld...." 8D

<I-r-not-Kira>kuroineko: thinks about it. Maybe..

<Mr-Mello-Sama>*left front back back right front front*

* Goggle-Face starts ddring, kicking mellos ASS

<SilentReaper>*watches* ._. this would be extremely interesting if they were dressed in drag |3.

<kuroineko>I-r-not-Kira: DEAL. i will totally only maybe not sometimes take pictures of it and put it all over the internet. you can trust me :3

<Goggle-Face> /me *leftleftrightbackfronbackrightleftleftbackfront*

<Slinkers>kuroineko: checketh your notes, miss neko

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED>SilentReaper: I agree.

<kuroineko>Slinkers: aye aye captain :3

<I-r-not-Kira>IKAZUUYREVITCETED: worried. Maybe some eyedrops would help..?

<thefluffyshrimp>OMFG LOOK AT MATT GO! It's like River Dance on that thing!

<Slinkers>I-r-not-Kira: is fluffy involved this time? more rum mebeh?

<Mr-Mello-Sama>*leftrightbackbackfronfrontbackfrontrightrightrightleftrightfrontbackleftright*

<SilentReaper>IKAZUUYREVITCETED: Or alt least funny hats and makeup X3 ......

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>YES GO MATTY GOOO!~

<I-r-not-Kira>SilentReaper: You've probably just set all of DNIR into a fit of squeals.

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED>I-r-not-Kira: Or perhaps it will fade with time and I will regain my eyesight by happenstance.

<Goggle-Face> *leftleftleftbackbackrightfronleftbackfrontrightrightJUMPleftrightfrontbackJUMPJUMPbackrightleftleftfront*

<Mr-Mello-Sama>*rightleftfrontfrontbackbackrightleftleftfrontbackbackfrontleftrightbackfrontfront*

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED>SilentReaper: Well...Mello-kun has the makeup part down...

<Slinkers>ho shit! this is epic!

<I-r-not-Kira>kuroineko: You wouldn't be the first. Near has pictures of me in pink bows.

** Toys-R-Me has joined

<thefluffyshrimp>Hey Near, you just came in time to watch the DDR challenge.

<I-r-not-Kira>Slinkers: No, Paris Hilton is the other.

<Toys-R-Me>...Lucky me?

<Goggle-Face> *leftleftleftbackbackfrontrightbackJUMP

<SilentReaper>IKAZUUYREVITCETED: you're right :0

<Mr-Mello-Sama>*frontbackleftleftleftleftrightrightrightfonbackfrontbackleftright*

<Slinkers>I-r-not-Kira: ahh, i should've known...

<I-r-not-Kira>IKAZUUYREVITCETED: Doesn't really know what to do ...

<thefluffyshrimp> + =

<kuroineko>Slinkers:

<Goggle-Face> *leftbackrightfrontJUMPJUMPJUMPbackleftrightfrontbackbackrightleft*

<SilentReaper>thefluffyshrimp: *dies*

* Toys-R-Me spots Matt and Mello DDRing

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>thefluffyshrimp: xD

<I-r-not-Kira>Slinkers: Yes you should have. I'm suprised at you.

<Slinkers>kuroineko:

<kuroineko>I-r-not-Kira: ..How did he manage that?

<Mr-Mello-Sama>*leftrightjumprightrightleftleftrightfrontfrontbackleftback*

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED> sits like a bump on a lob in his chair, biting his thumb.

<Goggle-Face> *leftleftrightbackfrontleftleftrightrightbackbackJUMPfrontleftbackrightfronleftrightbackfrontleft*

<I-r-not-Kira>kuroineko: It involved a piggy back ride, losing some of my hair and tripping.

<Mr-Mello-Sama>*leftrightjumpjumpleftrightbackfrontbackfrontleftrightleftleftleftrightbackfrontfrontfrontfrontjumpjump*

<SilentReaper>Mr-Mello-Sama: *sneaks a funnylookingpimphat on Mello's head while he's distracted* ~

<Goggle-Face> *rightrightbackleftfrontbackrightJUMPJUMPleftJUMPrightJUMPback!*

<kuroineko>I-r-not-Kira: tripping and falling into a pile of pink, girly things?

<thefluffyshrimp>Go Mello Go! I made a freakin bet with Knuckles man! You can't phail me on this one!

<I-r-not-Kira>IKAZUUYREVITCETED: grips his sholder.

<Toys-R-Me>Go Mello~?

<Mr-Mello-Sama>*jumprightrightleftrightrightleftfrontbackrightleftfrontbackrightleftfrontbackrightleftfrontbackrightleftfrontbackrightleftfrontbackrightleftfrontbackrightleftfrontbackrightleftfrontbackrightleftfrontback*

<Mr-Mello-Sama>rightleftfrontbackrightleftfrontbackrightleftfrontbackrightleftfrontbackrightleftfrontbackrightleftfrontbackrightleftfrontbackrightleftfrontbackrightleftfrontbackJUMP*

<Slinkers>I-r-not-kira: i am surprised at myself too...i have failed

<I-r-not-Kira>kuroineko: No the bows were already in place before then.

<Goggle-Face> *backbackjumpfrontleftleftrightback*

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>IKAZUUREVITCETED: -feeds L cake-

<thefluffyshrimp>Toys-R-Me: Make yourself useful and go trip Matt for Mommy. I can't lose this one.

<Slinkers>SilentReaper: pssst, reapy...check your notes

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED>I-r-not-Kira: smiles slightly Maybe if you kiss it better, Raito-kun.

<SilentReaper>Slinkers: FINE D:<

<Toys-R-Me>thefluffyshrimp: Happy to. Kukuku

<I-r-not-Kira>Slinkers: That you have. And you also admitted to being both Kira and Santa. suspects a hacker.

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>Toys-R-Me: NO DON'T DO IT!!

* Toys-R-Me sneaks over to Goggle-Face

<kuroineko>I-r-not-Kira: always ready to help the children, aren't you?

<SilentReaper>Slinkers: DONE.

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>Goggle-Face: WATCH OUT MATTY!!!

<Mr-Mello-Sama>rightleftfrontbackrightleftfrontbackrightleftfrontbackjumpjumprightleftfrontback*

<Slinkers>SilentReaper: GOOD O

<I-r-not-Kira>kuroineko: I was not in favour of the bows I can assure you.

<SilentReaper>Slinkers: FINE.

<Goggle-Face> *leftleftrightrightbackfrontJUMPbackfrontrightrightleftJUMPJUMP*

* Toys-R-Me trips Goggle-Face while he's in the middle of a move.

<Slinkers>SilentReaper: JOLLY FINE

<Mr-Mello-Sama>rightleftfrontbackrightleftfrontbackrightleftfrontbackjumpjumprightleftfrontbackrightleftfrontback*

<SilentReaper>Slinkers: QUITE.

<kuroineko>I-r-not-Kira: i don't know if i can fully believe that, but okay. *pat pat*

* thefluffyshrimp watches Matt go falling on Mello.

<Slinkers>SilentReaper: INDEED.

<I-r-not-Kira>IKAZUUYREVITCETED: leans forward, kissing both of Ryuuzaki's eyelids.

<Toys-R-Me>thefluffyshrimp: I did it. :]

<Goggle-Face> *falls on mello* AUGH!

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED>I-r-not-Kira: smiles and blinks a few times Ah...we're playing DDR? I enjoy this game.

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>Toys-R-Me: If it weren't for the fact that you're adorable I would strangle you for tripping Matty.

<Mr-Mello-Sama>*is fallen onto* MATT

<I-r-not-Kira>kuroineko: I didn't think you would.

<Toys-R-Me>Oh-ho-ho-ho: I'm sorry but I have to obey my mother

<Slinkers>I-r-not-Kira: ...you know what I think?

<Goggle-Face> *looks down at mello* Well, this is nothing new aye?

<I-r-not-Kira>Slinkers: I'm sure you're going to tell me..?

<Mr-Mello-Sama>goggle-face: i was on a roll!

<thefluffyshrimp>YES! MELLO WINS!.....*watches Mello go falling from Matt's fall*.....Oh wait.

* Toys-R-Me giggles malevalently at fallen Matt.

<Toys-R-Me>...

<Mr-Mello-Sama>Toys-R-Me: ....

<Toys-R-Me>As long as Mello's okay...

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>Toys-R-Me: Daaaw so cute!~ -snuggles Near-

<kuroineko>I-r-not-Kira: you just seem like a person who would like wearing bows, is all. nothing wrong with that

<Goggle-Face> Mr-Mello-Sama: Yeah, too bad the Qtip tripped us.

<thefluffyshrimp>Erm....Okay fine. I call a tie! >.>

<Toys-R-Me>Oh-ho-ho-ho: Gahhh

<Slinkers>I-r-not-Kira: well no I'm not. you have just been denied a MASSIVE secret.

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED> I could beat the both of them at DDR, thefluffyshrimp.

<I-r-not-Kira>IKAZUUYREVITCETED: kisses his cheek. Don't worry me like that. smiles. You play DDR?

<SilentReaper>thefluffyshrimp: I WIN!

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED> yawns.

<Mr-Mello-Sama>Toys-R-Me: God damn Near! I was on a roll!

<Toys-R-Me>Goggle-Face: I am not a Q-tip

<Slinkers>I-r-not-Kira: but im sure that's going to make you cry, and i dont like crying people, so ill just tell you.

<thefluffyshrimp>SilentReaper: You bet on a tie? Crazy.

<kuroineko>Slinkers: you're such a giver <3

<thefluffyshrimp>IKAZUUYREVITCETED: Blind?

<SilentReaper>thefluffyshrimp: Of course

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED>thefluffyshrimp: I'm fine now.

<I-r-not-Kira>kuroineko: Well I didn't. Especially not pink ones.

<Slinkers>kuroineko: i try...

<Toys-R-Me>Mr-Mello-Sama: I'm sorry, I only wanted you to win.

<Goggle-Face> Toys-R-Me: I think you are. Don't you agree, Mel?

<thefluffyshrimp>IKAZUUYREVITCETED: I got a better contest for you L, it's called, sit in a chair and let Raito grope you.

<Mr-Mello-Sama>Toys-R-Me: ... *sigh* Its ok Near..

<Toys-R-Me>Goggle-Face: That's because you're stupid

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>Okay uhh....next question. (?)

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED>thefluffyshrimp: That's not fun. He does that anyway.

<I-r-not-Kira>Slinkers: ..OKay?

<thefluffyshrimp>Oh-ho-ho-ho: yes

<kuroineko>I-r-not-Kira: really? i think you'd look good in pink. maybe a little blush and eyeliner and you're ready for a night out on the town

<Mr-Mello-Sama>Goggle-Face: Yeah, he does look like a Qtip haha

* IKAZUUYREVITCETED likes Boom Boom Dollar...

<thefluffyshrimp>I-r-not-Kira: XD He says it's not fun.

<Goggle-Face> Toys-R-Me: Hey, hey! What's with this Matt abuse? *snuggles with Mello*

<Slinkers>i-r-not-kira: i forgotted what it was now

<Oh-ho-ho-ho> Question #4) ~~deatheaterkoala asks: “How do you put up with Mello's chocolate addiction?”

* Toys-R-Me grows angry with Matt's snuggles with Mello

<thefluffyshrimp>Yeah, smoke-o-holic

<Mr-Mello-Sama>Goggle-Face: *snuggles with Matty*

<I-r-not-Kira>kuroineko:shudders at the thought>.

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>Goggle-Face: How do you do it?

<Goggle-Face> How do I put up with it? One word: sex.

<Slinkers>I-r-not-Kira: oh wait, that's what it was. I THINK YOU MIGHT BE KIRA. how're you going to react to THAT ehhh? caught you off guard DIDNT I.

<I-r-not-Kira>thefluffyshrimp:I heard.

<Goggle-Face> Very good sex.

<kuroineko>I-r-not-Kira: don't knock it til you try it

<I-r-not-Kira>Slinkers: Am I going to have to throw you around again?

<Toys-R-Me>.........

* Toys-R-Me shields ears

<Toys-R-Me>Eww naked thing

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>Goggle-Face: Oh good answer.

<I-r-not-Kira>kuroineko: I'd rather not try it at all.

<Slinkers>I-r-not-Kira: definitely not.

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED>I-r-not-Kira: It's fun...but I thought it was a more personal and loving activity that we participate in...not a game... pouts.

<thefluffyshrimp>Goggle-Face: So Matt, after you and Mello finish getting it on, do you sit in bed and smoke, and he sits in bed and eats chocolate?

<Mr-Mello-Sama>Goggle-Face: Good sex? How about great?

<I-r-not-Kira>Slinkers: Then please don't try that again.

<Goggle-Face> thefluffyshrimp: Something like that yeah, lol

* Toys-R-Me lalala's to bloke out talk about the naked thing

<kuroineko>I-r-not-Kira: then how will you ever know how ridiculously good looking you could look? DD:

<Goggle-Face> Mr-Mello-Sama: Friggin INCREDIBLE sex.


<Slinkers>I-r-not-Kira: are you THREATENING ME? Only KIRA'S make threats, you know

<thefluffyshrimp>Goggle-Face: Does he get crumbs in the bed?

<Mr-Mello-Sama>Goggle-Face: God Matty, you are OH SO SEXY

<I-r-not-Kira>IKAZUUYREVITCETED: smiles. I knew what you meant.
<SilentReaper>Chocolate Cigars.

* Slinkers THROWS BOMB AT KIRA

<thefluffyshrimp>SilentReaper: Now they can find something they both luv. XD

* kuroineko THROWS MORE BOMBS

<Goggle-Face> thefluffyshrimp: now and then, yeah

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED>I-r-not-Kira: turns pink Ahh.

<Slinkers>Mr-Mello-Sama: that was the code word right?

<Mr-Mello-Sama>*throws bombs at I-r-not-Kira

<SilentReaper>thefluffyshrimp:

<Toys-R-Me>Slinkers: Good for you and kuroineko

<I-r-not-Kira>kuroineko: But I'm fine with the way I look now. tosses his hair to demonstrate.

<Mr-Mello-Sama>Slinkers: Yes

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>-watches Kira explode-

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED> stares at I-r-not-Kira's hair toss and then jumps on him.

* Toys-R-Me also throws bombs at Kira, even though they're toy bombs

<thefluffyshrimp>Goggle-Face: So was it hard to get it on with Mello after the ass race did so much damage to his Funner Place?

<Goggle-Face> Mr-Mello-Sama: *kiss* Save that for later babe.

<Slinkers>SilentReaper: YOU HAVE FAILED

<I-r-not-Kira>Slinkers: You make threats though.

<Mr-Mello-Sama>Goggle-Face: *kisses back* Awww...

<kuroineko>Slinkers: the bombs! they do nothing!

<SilentReaper>Slinkers: *DIES* TV. DISTRACTION O_O

<I-r-not-Kira> is pounced on. !

<Goggle-Face> thefluffyshrimp: Somewhat *deeps sigh*

<Slinkers>Kuroineko: THE ONLY SOLITION...IS TO THROW MOAR OF THEM

<thefluffyshrimp>Mr-Mello-Sama: How is your ass, btw? Sorry for the damae.

<Mr-Mello-Sama>Slinkers: kuroineko: What?! The bombs! Throw more!

<SilentReaper>I-r-not-Kira: *THROWS A BRICK AT* THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.

<I-r-not-Kira>IKAZUUYREVITCETED: Uh, not to break a moment but Mello threw a bomb at me.

<thefluffyshrimp>damage*

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED> starts to bite and suck on I-r-not-Kira's neck

* Slinkers THROWS MORE BOMBS AT KIRA

<Toys-R-Me>....

* kuroineko BOMB PARADE AT KIRA

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED> has a magical shield that makes the bombs bounce off.

<thefluffyshrimp>Leave L and Light alone when they're trying to have sum funner times.

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>-throws bombs at kira-face-


<kuroineko>Slinkers: maybe he's a robot and can't be destroyed o_____o

<Slinkers>kuroineko: he is resisting them well!

<Mr-Mello-Sama>Agh, you guys

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED> You all....fail.

<Mr-Mello-Sama> I have to go

<thefluffyshrimp>NO MOAR BOMBS FOOLS.

<Toys-R-Me>IKAZUUYREVITCETED: Why do you always do that with Kira fearful face

<SilentReaper>IM NOT THROWING BOMBS IM THROWING BRICKS D:<

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED>Toys-R-Me: Please do not point fingers, Near-kun.

* Slinkers throws bomb at hor fluffy

<SilentReaper>*BRICKS EVERYONE* D:<!!!

<kuroineko>thefluffyshrimp: but we're justicing DDD:

<I-r-not-Kira>staring at the shield. How the hell did you manage that, Ryuuzaki?

<Mr-Mello-Sama>Goggle-Face: Ill seeya Matty-o *kisses deeply*

<thefluffyshrimp>Slinkers: Sounds like we're playing a video game, which works for Goggle-Face. XD

<Toys-R-Me>Slinkers: But that's my mom you're throwing bombs at....

* Toys-R-Me shields eyes from yucky Matt kissing Mello

<Goggle-Face> Mr-Mello-Sama: *leans into kiss* Yes you will *grin*

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED>I-r-not-Kira: I'm magical. Now please be quiet or at least say my name in a state of erotic enjoyment.

<Slinkers>Toys-R-Me: you dont need a mum anymore.

<Toys-R-Me>IKAZUUYREVITCETED: Sorry... mutters

<Toys-R-Me>Slinkers: ?!

<thefluffyshrimp>Oh-ho-ho-ho: moar plz :3

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>Yes yes.

<Mr-Mello-Sama>Goggle-Face: *kisses more, slipping my tongue into his mouth slowly*

<Oh-ho-ho-ho> Question #5( :devdeath—-note: asks: “What is your responce when Mello asks you to go get chocolate and your character is almost leveled up?”

<Slinkers>Toys-R-Me: Mello is your new mum. i must kill fluffy for she has stomped on my PRIDE

<I-r-not-Kira>IKAZUUYREVITCETED: shrugs Good enough for me. pulls Ryuuzaki back down on top of him.

<thefluffyshrimp>lol, looks like Goggle-Face is gonna take a moment to answer that question. He's got his mouth full atm.

<thefluffyshrimp>Slinkers: XD

<Toys-R-Me>Slinkers: Mello?! Th-that's.... Mello can't be my mom. Nope.

<thefluffyshrimp> " Goggle-Face: Got Milk? "

<Goggle-Face>* Mr-Mello-Sama:

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>...Mello? As Near's mom? ...gawd that'd never work out. xD

<SilentReaper>Slinkers: Dude, that's wrong D:

<Slinkers>Toys-R-Me: but she'll give you chocolates

<Goggle-Face> Mr-Mello-Sama *nibbles on bottom lip*

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED>I-r-not-Kira: starts to unbutton Raito-kun's shirt, licking at his bottom lip.

<Toys-R-Me>Slinkers: ... Hmmm
<Mr-Mello-Sama>Goggle-Face: *stops the kiss* Ok, Ill seeya sexy..

<Slinkers>SilentReaper: EVERYTHING is wrong in DNI land

<Mr-Mello-Sama>Bye guys
<Toys-R-Me>Slinkers: I'd rather have toys and thefluffyshrimp is a robot i can play with

<SilentReaper>Slinkers: No, everything is wrong in YOUR HEAD XD

<Mr-Mello-Sama>Ill seeya another time..

<Slinkers>Me-Mello-Sama: are you off? Goodbyeeeee

<Goggle-Face> Mr-Mello-Sama: *holds on* leaving me now? how cruel!

<thefluffyshrimp>Toys-R-Me:

<Toys-R-Me>thefluffyshrimp:

<Mr-Mello-Sama>Goggle-Face: *winks* We'll do something extra special later ok?

<Toys-R-Me>Mello's leaving?...

<kuroineko>byyeee melloo

<Mr-Mello-Sama>Toys-R-Me: Yeah, seeya Near

<kuroineko>Toys-R-Me: say goodbye to mama

<Mr-Mello-Sama>kuroineko: Seeya

<Goggle-Face> Mr-Mello-Sama: *perks up* Sounds good to me!

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>Byye Mello!~ ;-;

<Toys-R-Me>kuroineko: He's not my mother!

<Slinkers>SilentReaper: b-but...it all seems so normal to me...it can't be wrong

<Toys-R-Me>Mr-Mello-Sama: Bye....

<Mr-Mello-Sama>Oh-ho-ho-ho: Seeya later

<thefluffyshrimp>Instant Room-Calmer-Downer --> (And no, Fluffy does not care about the children. )

<kuroineko>Toys-R-Me: that's now what slinkers said, and she never lies

<Toys-R-Me>Goggle-Face: ....

<SilentReaper>Slinkers: That's what the voices in your head tell yo--

<Goggle-Face> Mr-Mello-Sama: Bye babe

<SilentReaper>thefluffyshrimp: D: ..

<Slinkers>kuroineko: i never lies never ever

<thefluffyshrimp>Okay okay. Let's get on to questions. XD

<I-r-not-Kira>IKAZUUYREVITCETED: opens his mouth eagerly, clutching at Ryuuzaki's t-shirt>

** Mr-Mello-Sama has left [connection closed]

<Oh-ho-ho-ho> Question #6( ~StMichael1116 asks: “Matt, are you a drugee, because I don't know anyone who would wear what yo do without being at least a little high. And if so, can I get some?”

<Slinkers>I-r-not-Kira:

<Toys-R-Me>kuroineko: Slinkers must be lying about this, because thefluffyshrimp is my mother

<I-r-not-Kira>Slinkers: I'm a little busy.

<Slinkers>Toys-R-Me: fluffy is mello. MYSTERY SOLVED

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>Goggle-Face: Well Matt...are you?

<Toys-R-Me>I-r-not-Kira: Get off L D:

<kuroineko>Toys-R-Me: she WAS your mother. now mello is.

<kuroineko>I-r-not-Kira: aren't you guys starting a bit early today? by the end of the night we'll have to kick anyone who's under 18

<I-r-not-Kira>Toys-R-Me: He's on me.

<Toys-R-Me>Slinkers, kuroineko: ....

<Goggle-Face> *lights up now that mello's gone* Is StMichael1116 insulting my clothes?

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED>I-r-not-Kira: slips his tongue in sliding against Raito-kun's, running his hands over Raito-kun's now bare chest.

<Slinkers>Toys-R-Me: im scared too...

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>Goggle-Face: I think so. D:

<Toys-R-Me>I-r-not-Kira: Either way, you two are scarring me.

<Goggle-Face> IKAZUUYREVITCETED: What the bloody hell are you doing?

<thefluffyshrimp>Oh-ho-ho-ho: oh wait, did he answer the other question?

<Slinkers>LOL dudes, is here

<thefluffyshrimp>Slinkers: rofl, I am 8D

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>Yes I think he did.

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED>Goggle-Face: stops kissing I-r-not-Kira to answer him I am enjoying myself.

<Toys-R-Me>Slinkers: I'm afraid of both Mello being my mother and now L-senpai and Kir- I mean Raito are doing naughty things that I don't wish to see. It's truly horrid in here. Not to mention Mello left....

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>No wait he didn't. D:

<Slinkers>midwintr is to blame for all of this, near! she is teh criminal

<thefluffyshrimp>Oh-ho-ho-ho: XD k, ask it again after this one.

<thefluffyshrimp>Slinkers: XDDD

<I-r-not-Kira>IKAZUUYREVITCETED: pulls Ryuuzaki back down into the kiss, wrapping his tounge around his, moaning into his mouth.

<Goggle-Face> Well, NO I am not on drugs!

<Toys-R-Me>Slinkers: But midwintr is the queen of my city!

<Toys-R-Me>GAHH!

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>Toys-R-Me: There there Near.

<kuroineko>Goggle-Face: no one can appreciate a true artist's clothes

* Toys-R-Me shields eyes from horrid sight that is IKAZUUYREVITCETED and I-r-not-Kira

<Slinkers>Toys-R-Me: midwintr is the god of the new worl--no wait, that's kira

<thefluffyshrimp>Goggle-Face: Except Tobacco

<Goggle-Face> IKAZUUYREVITCETED: but it's scarring the rest of us!

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>Toys-R-Me: Calm down -hands him a gundam-

<kuroineko>Slinkers: maybe they can share?

<Goggle-Face> thefluffyshrimp: And Mello.

<Toys-R-Me>Slinkers: I'd take midwintr over Kira anyday, even if she does make Matt into my father

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED>I-r-not-Kira: straddles Raito-kun's hips and runs his hands up Raito-kun's sides and breaks the kiss again to address Goggle-Face and TofuAlchemist You two hardly have room to talk.

<Slinkers>midwintr is JUSTICE
<Toys-R-Me>Oh-ho-ho-ho: Thank you. *plays with gundam happily*

<Slinkers>kira is FAIL

<thefluffyshrimp>Well, Fluffy is going off to try to finish some works......

<Toys-R-Me>Slinkers: I agree. That's why I made her my queen.

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED> I have to deal with the messy homosexual love triangle that is Toys-R-Me, Mello and you, Goggle-Face.

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>Toys-R-Me: Aww that's cute!~

<SilentReaper>Slinkers: Oh god I can't decide D:

<Toys-R-Me>thefluffyshrimp: Are you leaving mommy?

<Slinkers>byebye rum-fluff

<thefluffyshrimp>But before I leave it to Oh-ho-ho-ho for a bit, I have one personal question to ask Goggle-Face.

<Goggle-Face> IKAZUUYREVITCETED: Alright, alright. Point made!

<K-Sol>aw...see ya fluffy!

<Goggle-Face> thefluffyshrimp: yeah fluffy?

<I-r-not-Kira> Goodbye Fluffy.

<Toys-R-Me>Oh-ho-ho-ho: *blushes* Surely I am not cute.

<thefluffyshrimp>Toys-R-Me: (Yeah, but I'll be back later).

<kuroineko>byeee fluffy! D:

<Toys-R-Me>IKAZUUYREVITCETED: Wh-what. There is no love triangle here.

<K-Sol>at least this cuts down on the number of messages by like...1/9th

<Goggle-Face> Toys-R-Me: Yeah, it's just me and Mello.

<Toys-R-Me>thefluffyshrimp: Okay. Try not to get drunk and make me a brother.

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED>Toys-R-Me: stares blankly at Near.

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>Toys-R-Me: Oh but you are.

<Goggle-Face> IKAZUUYREVITCETED: Wait, did you say TRIANGLE?

<thefluffyshrimp> Goggle-Face: *ahem* Question #A) ME asks "Why don't you pay child support, mofo?"

* Toys-R-Me '.....'s at everyone

<Slinkers>LOL yes

<Slinkers>what a question

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED>Goggle-Face: Yes, I did.

<I-r-not-Kira>IKAZUUYREVITCETED: shivers from his touch, pulling at his t-shirt. Off.

<SilentReaper>Toys-R-Me: *pets* ._.

<Goggle-Face> thefluffyshrimp: heheh, um, about that.....

<Toys-R-Me>Goggle-Face: By the way, don't talk to me

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED>I-r-not-Kira: smiles slightly and carefully removes his shirt, discarding it carefully.

<thefluffyshrimp>Toys-R-Me: I'll get drunk and make you a new daddy.

<Toys-R-Me>SilentReaper: *cringe* physical contact...

<Goggle-Face> IKAZUUYREVITCETED: Am I missing something here? What's with this "triangle" business?

<Toys-R-Me>thefluffyshrimp: Uh....

<SilentReaper>Toys-R-Me: :B *pets moar*

<Slinkers>IKAZUUYREVITCETED: think of the children! *points at i-r-not-kira*

<Toys-R-Me>Errr...

<SilentReaper>thefluffyshrimp: Can I be grandma?!

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED>Slinkers: What children?

<Toys-R-Me>SilentReaper: Do you enjoy making me cringe? :[

<thefluffyshrimp>SilentReaper: Okay! 8D

<I-r-not-Kira>Slinkers:

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED>Goggle-Face: Ask Near.

<SilentReaper>thefluffyshrimp: Hooray!

<Slinkers>I-r-not-Kira:

<SilentReaper>Toys-R-Me: Your hair. It's so... curly =_= *pets more*

<Toys-R-Me>IKAZUUYREVITCETED: Ask me what...

<thefluffyshrimp>Goggle-Face: Where's my money betch? D8<

<Goggle-Face> Toys-R-Me: The triangle. Explain it, NOW.

<Toys-R-Me>SilentReaper: Y-yes. Yes it is ._.

<I-r-not-Kira>Slinkers:You don't approve?

<kuroineko>SilentReaper: i think you should braid it :3

<SilentReaper>kuroineko: Wonderful idea, cat!

<thefluffyshrimp>Goggle-Face: Do you have any idea how many CARDS I gotta buy that kid? :iconfluffyehplz:

<Goggle-Face> thefluffyshrimp: I'll get it to you later, I promise!

<Toys-R-Me>Goggle-Face: There is no love triangle, I swear

* Toys-R-Me feels uncomfortable

<thefluffyshrimp>*

<SilentReaper>Toys-R-Me: *BEGINS BRAIDING*

<Toys-R-Me>eep!

<Slinkers>I-r-not-Kira: i dont approve of you, mostly

<I-r-not-Kira>IKAZUUYREVITCETED: Better. Much better. smirks up at him.

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>Toys-R-Me: If you want help just ask.

<kuroineko>SilentReaper: *HANDS RAINBOW RIBBONS* :3

<Toys-R-Me>SilentReaper: What are you doing to my he- OW you pulled too hard

<I-r-not-Kira>Slinkers:Yes, you've made that clear.

<thefluffyshrimp>Goggle-Face: How about this, you like Pokemon cards....Near likes pokemon cards. At least give me payment in those.

<Slinkers>SilentReaper: oh my GOD! ? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED>I-r-not-Kira: looks down at himself. If you say so, Raito-kun.

<Slinkers>Toys-R-Me: escape!

<SilentReaper>Slinkers: KUROI CAT TOLD ME TO DO IT O_O

<Goggle-Face> IKAZUUYREVITCETED: This love triangle is bullshit. Mello would NEVER do that to me!

<kuroineko>Slinkers: NEAR SECRETLY WANTED IT

<Toys-R-Me>Slinkers: I can't she has my by the head.

<Slinkers>SilentReaper: YOU DO EVERYTHING SHE SAYS!?

<SilentReaper>Toys-R-Me: *slaps on rainbow ribbons on his head*

<Toys-R-Me>ah...

<kuroineko>Slinkers: yes O_O

<SilentReaper>Slinkers: I have to, the cat owns me D:

<Slinkers>oh my god you're RUINING HIM

<Goggle-Face> thefluffyshrimp: FINE! But none of the really good ones, he'll ruin them!

<Slinkers>Near, you're getting RUINED.

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED>Goggle-Face: Just like he would never give you a fourth shiner, after the three times I had to visit your apartment, and take care of you, and play peacemaker.

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>Toys-R-Me: -rescues him from silentreaper-

* IKAZUUYREVITCETED wonders if he used the right expression...

<Slinkers>Oh-ho-ho-ho: yes! well done!

* kuroineko draws smiley faces on MLE :3333

<thefluffyshrimp>Goggle-Face: .......D8<

<I-r-not-Kira>IKAZUUYREVITCETED: frowns slightly. You're very attractive, Ryuuzaki.

<SilentReaper>Oh-ho-ho-ho: o_o ... At least I got some of Near's hair so I can CLONE HIM D:!!!

* Toys-R-Me is rescued by Oh-ho-ho-ho

<SilentReaper>kuroineko: =_=... silly cat.

<thefluffyshrimp>Alright, Fluffy shall return shortly.

<I-r-not-Kira>SilentReaper: You're putting bows in Near's hair now? Were the pictures of me not good enough?

<K-Sol>thefluffyshrimp: baaai

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>Slilentreaper: HO SHIZ! D:

<kuroineko>SilentReaper: it is how i mark my territory :3

<Slinkers>thefluffyshrimp:

<SilentReaper>I-r-not-Kira: You sent pictures? ._.

<Toys-R-Me>Bye mommy.. is dangling from over Oh-ho-ho-ho's shoulder

<thefluffyshrimp>Oh-ho-ho-ho: Make sure all the questions get answered. :3

** thefluffyshrimp has left [connection closed]

<Goggle-Face> IKAZUUYREVITCETED: That's different. Mello would never cheat on me! Especially not with him *points at Near*

<kuroineko>I-r-not-Kira: we're making a collection

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>thefluffyshrimp: Yes master!

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED>I-r-not-Kira: blushes and bites his lip Ahh, Raito-kun, it is very nice to hear that.

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>-continues to run-

<Toys-R-Me>Goggle-Face: .....

<I-r-not-Kira>SilentReaper: mutters. There's already similar pictures of me in bows.

<SilentReaper>kuroineko: At least you don't pee on people, I hope D:

<Toys-R-Me>If I could whistle, I would right now

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>Toys-R-ME: -sets him down in a field with the gundum-

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED>Goggle-Face: Are you saying Near is not attractive? Because I think he is very nice looking.

<Slinkers>SilentReaper: dont give her ideas

<SilentReaper>I-r-not-Kira: Yeah but you just look scary D: like a psychopath. Near's cute, see?

<SilentReaper>Slinkers: XD

<Toys-R-Me>Oh-ho-ho-ho: :] Yay

<I-r-not-Kira>IKAZUUYREVITCETED: Don't I tell you that often enough? pulls him down for another kiss.

<kuroineko>SilentReaper: that's just silly *draws big googley eyes on you*

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>Toys-R-Me: Have fuuun!~

<Toys-R-Me>IKAZUUYREVITCETED: Thank you, L though I am crealy not

<Toys-R-Me>And now I have braids and bows...

<I-r-not-Kira>SilentReaper: .......pouts.

<Toys-R-Me>interesting

<SilentReaper>kuroineko: As long as you don't spam male genitalia on my face, I'm good.

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED>Toys-R-Me: You are very adorable looking. Mello knows this.

<Goggle-Face> IKAZUUYREVITCETED: No, I'm saying knowing him and Mello's past, that's just...not possible! And for chrissake, he's my son in some strange way!

<Toys-R-Me>IKAZUUYREVITCETED: ....Really?!

<kuroineko>SilentReaper: .... *tries to erase*

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED>Goggle-Face: That was a lie devised by fangirls. Were you raised to be so gullible, Matthew?

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>Goggle-Face: okay pay attention a new question is coming up!

<Toys-R-Me>Goggle-Face: I am NOT you're son

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED>Toys-R-Me: nods.

<SilentReaper>kuroineko: *gives a suspicious look* =_=;

<Toys-R-Me>IKAZUUYREVITCETED: I doubt that though

<Slinkers>Toys-R-Me: your father was Matt, so even if you were ugly as SIN you'd still be 50% cool (and 50% rum)

<kuroineko>SilentReaper: no worries! owo *scrub scrub*

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED>Toys-R-Me: Doubt all you want, it will not change how things really are.

<Toys-R-Me>....

<Goggle-Face> IKAZUUYREVITCETED: Either way, there's no triangle.

<Toys-R-Me>Slinkers: I have always been 50% rum..

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED>I-r-not-Kira: frowns and kisses Raito-kun's jaw My successors will be the death of my love life.

<Slinkers>Toys-R-Me: yes, it is in your blood

<I-r-not-Kira>Goggle-Face: Then explain the you, Mello, Near thing then.

<Toys-R-Me>....

<Oh-ho-ho-ho> Question #5( ~death---note asks: "What is your response when Mello asks you to go get chocolate and your character is almost leveled up?"

* Toys-R-Me feels VERY uncomfortable.

<Goggle-Face> I-r-not-Kira: What THING?

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>You didn't answer it before.

<Slinkers>XD hahaha

<Goggle-Face> Well death---note, sometimes Mello needs to learn PATIENCE

<I-r-not-Kira>IKAZUUYREVITCETED: strokes his hair throughtfully. We could continue this later when they're not around if you'd prefer.

<Toys-R-Me>Goggle-Face: It's nothing. *blushes Now answer you're questions and don't worry about it because it will never happen again

<Slinkers>Goggle-Face: it will never happen

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>Goggle-Face: but he has none.

<I-r-not-Kira>Goggle-Face: Oh nothing, nothing at all.

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED>I-r-not-Kira: smiles softly I would prefer that, yes. But I cannot seem to keep my hands off of you.

<SilentReaper>Toys-R-Me: *Continues sneaking ribbons in his hair* o_o

<kuroineko>

<Goggle-Face> Slinkers and Oh-ho-ho-ho: This I've learned. Long story short, he stands there and yells and shoots things, I level up, and then he gets his chocolate

<Toys-R-Me>SilentReaper: .... *sighs and lets her do as she pleases*

<I-r-not-Kira>IKAZUUYREVITCETED: smiles, sitting up. The feelings mutual.

<Goggle-Face> I-r-not-Kira: No, tell me.

<Slinkers>Goggle-Face: strong words from mattyyy

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>Goggle-Face: Niiice. xD

<Slinkers>SilentReaper: what colour are those ribbons?

<I-r-not-Kira>Goggle-Face:glances at Toys-R-Me:...

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>SilentReaper: -slaps hr wrist and shoos her away from Near-

<Slinkers>Toys-R-Me: what, you're GIVING IN!? Fight back, near!! fight!

<SilentReaper>Slinkers: Pink—GAH

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED>I-r-not-Kira: studies Raito-kun's hands in his Raito-kun, I am very glad to hear that.

<SilentReaper>Oh-ho-ho-ho: *whimpers*

<Slinkers>SilentReaper: oh god NOOOO

<kuroineko>Slinkers: maybe near likes it D:

<Slinkers>kuroineko: surely not!

<Slinkers>lease god, no!

<Slinkers>toys-r-us: dont let them abuse you

<kuroineko>Slinkers: he is exploring himself okay!

<Toys-R-Me>I-r-not-Kira: Please don't tell Matt....

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>Toys-R-Me: -protects Near from SilentReaper-

<Goggle-Face> *looks back at Toys-R-Me* Tell me what?

<Slinkers>kuroineko: YOU'RE exploring HIM

<SilentReaper>Oh-ho-ho-ho: *wolf-glares* o_o

<kuroineko>Slinkers: that's sort of the same thing

<Toys-R-Me>Goggle-Face: Don't worry about it. It'll never happen again.

<Slinkers>kurineko: ...actually yeah, that makes sense

<Slinkers>but still

<kuroineko>Slinkers: yessss.. *hands ribbons*

<Slinkers>oor near

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>SilentReaper: -hisses at silentreaper-

<Goggle-Face> *grabs Near by collar of shirt* WHAT will never happen again? What the hell did you do?

<Toys-R-Me>Slinkers and Oh-ho-ho-ho: Well it's not bothering me TOO much... And if SilentReaper enjoys it so much, why the hell not?

<Slinkers>hell naw, i will not take part in this

<Toys-R-Me>ACK

<SilentReaper>

<Slinkers>Toys-R-Me: you are weak

<Toys-R-Me>Goggle-Face: Put me down...

<kuroineko>Slinkers: but.. it's for near..

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>Toys-R-Me: ...but she can just go make Near clones with your hair that she stole.

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED> Matthew, put down Near this instant.

<I-r-not-Kira>IKAZUUYREVITCETED: Oh, wait. There was something I wanted to give you. leans back behind his chair pulling out a toblerone box. I wanted to put this in a cake, but my cooking lesson didn't turn out so well. bites his lip nervously.

<Goggle-Face> Toys-R-Me: Not until you tell me what the hell happened.

<kuroineko>Toys-R-Me: good boy :333

<Toys-R-Me>Oh-ho-ho-ho: ... SHE STOLE MY HAIR?!

<SilentReaper>kuroineko: I agree. Near's too white. He needs some colorrrrs~

<kuroineko>SilentReaper: exactly! we're helping

<Slinkers>SilentReaper: but wai pink :'(

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>Toys-R-Me: Yeah she said she stole some earlier.

<SilentReaper>Toys-R-Me: .... ...

<kuroineko>Slinkers: we have all the colours of the rainbow, tooo

<Slinkers>silentreaper: you should just dye his hair

<SilentReaper>Slinkers: It's... unique.

<Toys-R-Me>Goggle-Face: It was just something that resulted from distress is all

<Slinkers>

<SilentReaper>Slinkers: OKAY! *BRINGS OUT THE DYE KIT*

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED>I-r-not-Kira: Raito-kun...a Toblerone? opens it and a plain silver ring falls out into his hand. Raito-kun...is this...?

<kuroineko>Slinkers:

<Slinkers>SilentReaper: WUHAY

* Toys-R-Me watches I-r-not-Kira and IKAZUUYREVITCETED a bit afraid

<Slinkers>DYE TIEM

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>OKAY! Next Question.

<Toys-R-Me>... oh no.

<Oh-ho-ho-ho> Question #7( ~K-Sol asks “What final fantasy games have you played, and, if any, which is your favorite?”

* kuroineko slaps on the rubber gloves >: D

<Goggle-Face> Toys-R-Me: What do you me- *distracted by ring* Oh god, no.

<K-Sol>

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>Goggle-Face: Tell us.

<SilentReaper>kuroineko: You like purple, right?

<kuroineko>SilentReaper: i do indeed

<Slinkers>Goggle-Face: seven is the best. yes it is.

<kuroineko>Toys-R-Me: we can be matching!

<K-Sol>hell, i'm playing 8 as we speak

<Goggle-Face> Yes, I'd have to agree, definitely seven

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>Ahh good.

<Slinkers>wait a sec...shit...no seriously

<K-Sol>sevens best, but 8's a close second.

<Slinkers>did kira just...PROPOSE to L?

* Toys-R-Me has completely forgotten that Goggle-Face has him by the collar and that people are slightly molesting him all because of the ring....

<kuroineko>... wait what

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>Slinkers: WHAT?!

<K-Sol>Hol...e...

<Slinkers>IKAZUUYREVITCETED: what is the RING all about!?

<Goggle-Face> K-sol: Close, but NOTHING can beat seven, it's just...brilliant!

<SilentReaper>Toys-R-Me: o_o *sneaks up behind Near as there's a distraction and starts poruing a purple slush onto his head from a bucket* ._.

<I-r-not-Kira>IKAZUUYREVITCETED: nods. Ryuuzaki, I love you so much. I want to spend the rest of my life with you takes Ryuuzaki's hand in his own. If you'd have me.

<Toys-R-Me>SilentReaper: ... Well I'm going to notice that....

* Slinkers points at ring in horror

<Goggle-Face> *stares at them in horror*

<Toys-R-Me>AHHH

<K-Sol>Goggle-Face: Ahh, so true. You HAVE played 8 of course, right? *trying to distract matt from the ring to keep his sanity*

<SilentReaper>Toys-R-Me: KUROICAT DID IT

<Slinkers>IKAZUUYREVITCETED: SAY NO

<Goggle-Face> K-sol: Y-yeah....OMG DID RAITO JUST?!

<kuroineko>O___O

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED>I-r-not-Kira: stares at Raito-kun, biting his lip. Raito-kun, you have asked a very important question that I have never been asked before...

<Slinkers>IKAZUUYREVITCETED: SAY NO...FOR JUSTICE

<K-Sol>*turns matt's head away from raito* don't worry, man. if you dont look, it'll all go away.

<kuroineko>SAY YES AND HAVE LIRA BABIES

<K-Sol>Goggle-Face: fuckin jumbo cactuar...

<SilentReaper>Toys-R-Me: *continues massaging slush into Near's hair as she watches the couple*

<Toys-R-Me>.... oh my sweet mother of Wammy gapes

<Goggle-Face> IKAZUUYREVITCETED: PLEASE SAY NO!

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED>kuroineko: No such thing as male prenancy. Hush.

<Slinkers>IKAZUUYREVITCETED: SAY NO...FOR SCIENCE!!

<I-r-not-Kira>IKAZUUYREVITCETED: I know. And I'll understand if you say no. I just wanted you to know how I feel...

<Toys-R-Me>IKAZUUYREVITCETED: Don't do it, L!

<kuroineko>IKAZUUYREVITCETED: we'll find a way

<Slinkers>IKAZUUYREVITCETED: see he'll understand if you say no...so SAY NOES

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>DRAMA!!

<Goggle-Face> IKAZUUYREVITCETED: L SERIOUSLY DON'T!

<Slinkers>Goggle-Face: MAYBE IF WE SAY IT TOGETHER HE'LL LISTEN

<Goggle-Face>Oh god...I need a smoke, I NEED A SMOKE!

<kuroineko>SAY YES

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>NEXT TIME ON DEATH NOTE INTERVIEW: WILL L SAY YES?

<kuroineko>hahahhaa

* Goggle-Face searches desperately for smokes

<Toys-R-Me>IKAZUUYREVITCETED: Please... *pouts*?

<Esoterics>TBC

<Slinkers>NO DONT SAY YES SAY NO BECAUSE YES IS BAD AND NO IS GOOD

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>Goggle-Face: -gives him smokes-

<Toys-R-Me>I need my mother....

<Slinkers>Goggle-Face: THIS IS NO TIME FOR CANCE

<Slinkers>*CANCER

<kuroineko>YES IS ALWAYS GOOD. YOU SHOULD ALWAYS SAY YES TO EVERYTHING LIGHTO ASKS

<Slinkers>(cause im too scared about the thing thing to type right)

<Toys-R-Me>No please get cancer...

<Goggle-Face> Oh-ho-ho-ho: *hugsssss* thank you! *lights up and smokes*

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED>I-r-not-Kira: smiles slightly I feel I must meet your challenge, as always Raito-kun...so...I propose that we try this out...but we must keep our eyes on the Kira case.

<Toys-R-Me>kuroineko: No yes is NOT good.

<Goggle-Face> Slinkers: Who are you, mello!?

<Slinkers>Goggle-Face: hell no im not badass enough to be mello

* Goggle-Face ignores near

<kuroineko>Toys-R-Me: >: ( SUPPORT YOUR SEMI-PAPA'S LOVINS

<Toys-R-Me>kuroineko: ....*twitch*

<Slinkers>IKAZUUYREVITCETED: DID YOU JUST SAY...Y-YES?!

* Toys-R-Me feels faint

<kuroineko> HURRAY!

<Goggle-Face> oh god....no

<K-Sol>Goggle-Face: there is no kami D:

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED> supposes he said yes in a way...

* kuroineko throws rice

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>Toys-R-Me: -prepares to catch Near if he faints-

<Goggle-Face> kuroineko: What to you mean, hurray?! It's the apocalypse!

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED>kuroineko:

<I-r-not-Kira>IKAZUUYREVITCETED: grins up at him. Thank you Ryuuzaki. slips the rin onto his finger, kissing him on the lips.

<Slinkers> he said yes....he said yes? does this mean...kira babies?

<Toys-R-Me>Oh wow... I feel very dizzy...

<kuroineko>Goggle-Face: HURRAY FOR LOVE :3

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>D:

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED> THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS MALE PREGNANCY!

* Goggle-Face lets go of Near's collar, i shock

<Toys-R-Me>OW

<Goggle-Face> ***in

<kuroineko>IKAZUUYREVITCETED: WE'RE WORKING ON IT

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>D:

* Toys-R-Me lands on ass hard

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED>I-r-not-Kira: You're very welcome, Raito-kun. kisses him hard

<Slinkers>IKAZUUYREVITCETED: i think kuroineko should be the priest.

<Toys-R-Me>ouch...

<Slinkers>IKAZUUYREVITCETED: cause if you're going to do it, do it in STYLE

<SilentReaper>I-r-not-Kira: JUST AS PLANNED.

<kuroineko>Slinkers: i accept this

<SilentReaper>IKAZUUYREVITCETED: IT'S A TRAP

<I-r-not-Kira>kuroineko: Thank you for not being blatantly against us as the others are.

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED>SilentReaper: It is?

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>He said frickin' yes. D:

<Slinkers>Near should be the one who throws rice and shit

<kuroineko>I-r-not-Kira: of course! i am with you guys *THUMBS UP*

<I-r-not-Kira>SilentReaper: I never planned on falling in love like this actually.

<Goggle-Face> I'm having a tough day...*deep sigh and pulls out another smoke*

<SilentReaper>IKAZUUYREVITCETED: *checks DN volumes*

<Toys-R-Me>Now I feel faint and my arse hurts AND my idol in life is marrying the asshole, bloody brilliant.

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>Throwing rice is illegal.

<SilentReaper>I-r-not-Kira: LIES O_O

<SilentReaper>Toys-R-Me: And your hair is purple.

<I-r-not-Kira>IKAZUUYREVITCETED: smiles into the kiss, wrapping his arms around Ryuuzaki's neck.

<Toys-R-Me>SilentReaper: ... Thank you for that.

<Slinkers>Oh-ho-ho-ho this wedding should be made illegal

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>Toys-R-Me: There there. -comforts Near and puts ice on his butt-

<SilentReaper>Toys-R-Me: No problem

<kuroineko>Oh-ho-ho-ho: ... *throws rose petals?*

<Toys-R-Me>EEP

* Toys-R-Me has cold ice on his arse

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED>Toys-R-Me: You never told me you idolized me. Maybe if my successors respected me more, I would care about your opinions.

<Esoterics>Toys-R-Me: Not just the asshole, Near. He's also Kira.

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>Toys-R-Me: Now it won't hurt.

<Slinkers>can i take the wedding snaps? im good with a camera, yes i is

<Toys-R-Me>Esoterics: And Kira is the biggest asshole of them all

<I-r-not-Kira>SilentReaper:Why would I lie?

<Goggle-Face> IKAZUUYREVITCETED: I respect you, that's why I'm expressing how I feel about that guy!

<kuroineko>Slinkers: and honeymoon shots?

<Toys-R-Me>Oh-ho-ho-ho: But it is very cold on my bum

<SilentReaper>I-r-not-Kira: Where do I start o_o

<I-r-not-Kira>Goggle-Face: You hardly know me.

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED>Goggle-Face: You did not even say hello to me in the beginning when you first arrived, Matthew.

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>Toys-R-Me: Fine. -takes it off-

<Toys-R-Me>IKAZUUYREVITCETED: I respect you more than anyone, and I believe you are too good for that man.

<I-r-not-Kira>SilentReaper: I don't know.

<Goggle-Face> IKAZUUYREVITCETED: I was being bombarded by fangirls!!!

<Slinkers>kuroineko: no they would be X-Rated and i dont like X-Rated

<IKAZUUYREVITCETED>Toys-R-Me: Then, Near, the engagement will not last if that is the case.

<kuroineko>KIDLETS. Suppport your L! >: (

<Oh-ho-ho-ho>OKAY!!! NEXT QUESTION!!

<SilentReaper>Oh-ho-ho-ho: YEY

<Toys-R-Me>IKAZUUYREVITCETED: ....

<kuroineko>Slinkers: ... yes.. of course..

<Goggle-Face> I-r-not-Kira: Nothing personal, you just kinda....send bad vibes...the vibes say "Kiiiira! I'm Kiiiira!"

<Slinkers>Goggle-Face: agreed